Margaret Laney
Nude

They make them bigger in Texas, which is why we have such a big hard-on for Dallas, Texas-native Margaret Laney. A writer, producer, and director, she’s a force behind the camera, but the strongest of her talents is acting, with or without clothing. We first wanted to kiss Margaret after seeing her debut in The Kiss (2003), a video starring Terence Stamp and Eliza Dushku among others. She followed that up with the short film It’s All Relative (2003) and then displayed her beauty on the boob tube in series such as Love Monkey, Six Degrees, Guiding Light, and Law & Order: Criminal Intent. In 2007, Margaret landed her biggest credit to date: the near-billion dollar blockbuster Spider-Man 3. Unfortunately, the role is small; luckily her role isn’t small in Friends (With Benefits) (2009), and neither are her boobs and butt, which we see behind a tight top and even tighter underwear. But it’s her role in the horror-comedy-thriller You’re Next (2012) that Mr. Skin loves the most. There’s a scene where Margaret is freshening up in the bathroom, and her big breasts just won’t stay in her black bra. They don’t come out on their own, though: Joe Swanberg does all of us a favor by unhooking that pesky brassiere. That’s the only time we saw her nip–and, save for the movies The Exquisite Corpse Project (2012) and Dog World (2012), that’s the last time we saw her on screen. We’re not sure why Margaret left cinema, but she’s sorely missed.